Thursday, May 27, 2010

two jamaican dogs talk about dudus!!!



Mongrel:” roff! roff! A weh dem people yah deh? Dem nuh see say mi hungry…roff! Roff! Cho man…mi couldn’t even sleep last night cause deh bloodclat police a soldier bowy dem nuh stop bus shot…imagine how mi a walk down south camp road fi go check dis bitch and di ras road block dem just ina mi way…a nuff a bredrin dem mi see a walk bout di place to enuh…all di one Rova, him a gwan like say him mek outta Teflon…when di bloodclat shot dem a lick him a walk enuh!!!! Mi say, all when di soulja boy stamp up in di back and start fi lego di bullet…mi frighten! mi frighten! mi frighten! so tIll all di rasclat ticks dem jump affa mi….”

browny: “so mongrel, how u know so much?”

mongrel:Browny…u nuh see say we a did only citizens a jamadong wey can go anyway, anytime…”

browney: “So mongrel what u think bout dis situation

mongrel: “Browny…hmmmm.listen cum closa…come nuh man…a mi hide him!yes man! a me hide prezi!”

browney: “mongrel what u say?”

mongrel: “ yes a mi hide prezi…browny…him have sexy bitch a him yawd…u know mi love uptown bitch cause dem freaky…so mi hide him”

browny:so cause a dat u hide him mongrel? U a give up ur freedom fi dat?”


mongrel:” a wat happen to da idiot yah man…yow mi say di bitch sweettttt!!! Yes man…none smile…hey…she name poddle chew chew!!!!! Wow!! from di name u no say she do some crazy tricks man…come on browny nuh do mi dat ina di war..”

browny:” mongrel u neva hear bout M.O.B?”

mongrel: “u can stay deh….all me nuh say as long as mi hide him…mi wi have poddle chew chew to mi self…as a matta fact mi ago left now cause nobody nuh dem a di house…so mi and poddle chew chew have di place fi we self…so mi ago head out cause is a long walk up dat deh rasclat hill…a mi ago need di energy…ah ah ah a di fus bitch mi eva have weh love ride it….

browny:” M.O.B! mongrel a dat mi say…so weh u hide him”

mongrel:” browny just cool nuh dawg!!! lata..."

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